Thursday, November 30, 2006

"Wow, look at the dead bird"
Ah Beng looks skywards and says "Where, where got????"
~Stupid idiotic joke

So how long did u take to understand that joke? Heres the table

0-1 seconds - You're good

1-2 seconds - You're a bit slow

2-3 seconds - You're slow man

3-4 seconds - You're very slow

4-5 seconds - Either you lag, or you haven't heard many jokes before

5-6 seconds - You think faster than you act...which is bad

nil seconds - You suck

Okays enough of that nonsense...recently I've been chionging and levelling...heres the best progress so far

Neat Oriental eh?

And thats about it for today!!! Very soon, you'll be seeing a dragon beside mi..MUAHAHAHA!!

Thought of the Day: How come the 2x time 6.30 - 7.30pm...wah stupid la...cant tio 4x t0000t!