Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Yo ppl I'm here to post again. Maple patches stink. U noe why? Cause the dumb patch is NOT OVER YET!!! They claimed it would be over by 1pm and its already 2pm...ARGH!!! Fire Wizard: Ahem. As you know, I have summoned you all here to.. Fire Wizard: Um, that's not what I meant. I summoned the 9 of you here so I could– Assassin: Hey, I can summon duplicates of myself. Make that the 14! Fire Wizard: I'VE GOT ENOUGH FIRE ARROWS FOR ALL OF YOU!! Assassin: ..I'll be good. Fighter: Oh ha, ha. I've heard THAT before, but as soon as I start hunting something, POW! A couple throwing stars and it's dead. Assassin: Hey, it's your own fault for not having ranged weapons! Bowman: Yeah! ..Wait, you KS me, too. Assassin: Can I help it if I rock? Lightning Wizard: Oh puh-LEASE. Let a mob loose and see how many you can kill before I wipe 'em all out. Spearman: That's not something to be proud of, you know.. Lightning Wizard: Yes it is! Yes it is! Do you know how long I had to spend training just to be able to make lightning useful?!? Spearman: Just wait until I get dragon roar! I'm gonna kick some serious booty! Eventually. When I get to level 70. Fighter: Until then, you just stay behind me while I do the real work. Spearman: I HEARD THAT! I'm just as good as killing as you! And my scrolls are cheaper! Fighter: Yeah, but you have hit points like a bowman, girly-man. Bowman: Excuse me?!? Hey, who killsteals WHOM here? Remember me, the guy with the ranged weapon? Fighter: Ohhh, you mean Mr. "Wooden Mallet"? Bowman: That was a LONG TIME AGO, thank you very much. Bandit: Waaait a minute, I remember you now. Didn't you beg me for arrows just the other day? Bowman: Beg you? HA! You were practically forcing them on me! "My inventory is full.." Geez! Fire Wizard: AHEM! I summoned–okay, I CALLED the ten of us here so we could settle once and for all– Assassin: 'Ten of us'? Cleric: Yeah, what gives? I only count eight. Lightning Wizard: Nonsense. We're all here. Three mages, two thieves– Bandit: I didn't touch nothin'! Lightning Wizard: I didn't SAY– Bandit: Yes you did! You said I was a thief! Lightning Wizard: Well, you ARE..I mean.. Bandit: That's it! I'm gonna use haste and savage blow all your mobs before you can kill 'em! Lightning: Oh yeah? Oh YEAH? Just try it, buddy! I'll have you know I can kill 'em in one hit with cold beam! Cleric: Oh, why can't we all just get along? Say, anybody here need to be healed? Cleric: Can't blame a guy for asking. Usually you drool over the thought of having me in your party! Oh, well. Anyway, there's two thieves, three mages, three warriors..uh..wait. Where's the page? Page: I'm here. All: Lightning Wizard: I thought you were mythical. Page: Me? Nope. I was just over here playing Omok with the crossbowman. All: Crossbowman: Wut? Bandit: He LIVES! Fire Wizard: I knew that. Lightning Wizard: Suuuure you did. Fire Wizard: Hello? WHO called the meeting? Crossbowman: Look, unless we're gonna accomplish something here, I'd like to get back to training. I really want to get my third job. Page: Tell me about it! Man, it's hard going at these middle levels. But it'll all be worth it when I get my sweet, sweet elemental charges... Wizards: Page: It's not the same thing as you! Wizards: Page: It's NOT! Cleric: So, seriously. Why DID you call us here? Fire Wizard: Oh…right. Uh…well, to settle the issue once and for all of which one of us is the strongest. Now, I prefer to be modest, but I'm sure we all realize it's– Bandit: Me! All: NO! Bandit: I've got haste, meso explosion and savage blow! Fighter: Yeah, but you take one hit and you're down for the count. Now, me on the other hand, I can tank 'em with the best of you. Cleric: Oh, please. Without me you'd be nothing but a potion sink. Whereas I never use them at all! Now, against undead I'm obviously the best– Lightning Wizard: But against anything else you suck, we know. I, on the other hand, have the single most powerful attack in the game! Fire Wizard: Only technically. Besides, there aren't many monsters weak against lightning. Lightning Wizard: Just wait until Aqua Road! Just…wait…you meanies… Assassin: Aaaand in the meantime, I'll be level 80 and lovin' it. Bowman: Only because you're funded! You and your high level equipment at level 10. Assassin: Work Gloves! Steeleys! Sweet, sweet ilbis! I love you SO MUCH!!! Fighter: You'd never get any of those if it weren't for us warriors making money! Cleric: Hell-o? WHO makes the money? Lightning Wizard: Oh please! I train on fire drakes, for crying out loud! One set of steeleys and I'm swimming in mesos! Crossbowman: Um..I'm pretty good at high levels… All: <...> Fire Wizard: Did somebody say something? Assassin: I think it was the wind. Fighter: The wind. Riiight. You've been using haste too much; I don't think your brain has caught up yet. Fire Wizard: People, come ON! You know there's only one obvious choice here! The most powerful of us all can only be– Beginner: –I, the SUPER NOOB! BWAHAHAHA!
(Edit: * The patch will extend for another 1 hour till 1400HRS. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. ) STUPID MAPLE PATCHES STINK!
Anyway, heres a little something I found at Basilmarket forums, check it out
(Note: This was a pretty long time ago, so don't flame mi for the outdated news)
Cleric: Wait a minute! You can't summon! That's my schtick! Summon dragon! See?
All: NO!
